Thought Slime @[email protected]
312K subscribers - no pronouns :c
In case you missed it, my latest vid is available early for patrons. It's about a bunch of really silly little guys, having a silly little time, and tricking vulnerable people into forking over huge stacks of cash to get yelled at by proto-fascist dorklords. Turns out the secret to unlocking your potential, to becoming rich, to being a better father? It's jumping in ice-tubs while a screaming man tells you what a bad job you're doing. Who knew?
Watch it here (or wait):
www.patreon.com/posts/hey-look-at-some-101725562
Hello friends!
Normally I wouldn't highlight a forthcoming supplicant to the Eyeball Zone in advance of a video's release, but the circumstances here are different. Channel comrade @DeadHeadAnimation brought to my attention this fundraiser for a community fridge serving hungry people in Regina that has, quite literally, had the door blown off it's hinges. I don't mean that to mean that they're busy (though they are), I mean... like, literally. Their door was destroyed.
The following is what they wrote to me:
"The Cathedral Community Fridge is a Mutual Aid organization out of the Canadian prairies that uses decentralized & democratic organizing to end food insecurity instantly.
As poverty becomes more extreme, so does the work to lessen suffering to those living in it.
Please consider donating, sharing, or engaging to help The Cathedral Community Fridge continue working towards liberation!"
Gofundme link:
t.co/kTqer2BRrW
Patreon link:
t.co/Bcl4PvOMb5
Instagram link:
t.co/DW7IByEiL9
Times are tough all over, and I'm sure the fine folks operating the Cathedral Community Fridge would appreciate any help you can offer. You can look forward to hearing me talk about them again in a couple of days when... when... the eyeballs are... through with them...
My last video for 2023 is available early for $5+ Patrons right now at
www.patreon.com/posts/95525481
In this one, I completely lose my entire mind looking into a scummy "documentary" by a poverty tourist name Tyler Oliveira, and somehow come away with an hour long response to a 14 minute video. Along the way I discover some truly remarkable lies, baffling mistakes, and a ridiculous amount of scandals. I genuinely could not believe how much stuff I found about this one little video that YouTube just randomly served to me one day. This one goes places you won't expect.
A new video is available for $5 and up patrons.
www.patreon.com/posts/92944490
I make a sincere and principled apology for my (definitely real) transgressions against men. You might be wondering, if this apology is so sincere, why have I decided to monetize it, and keep it behind a patreon paywall for a week? The answer is simple: It's not actually an apology, I have never done anything wrong in my life, you should know that by now.
A new video has appeared a week early for $5 and up Patrons. It's about (sincerely) why becoming an artist or any sort of creative person is too hard, and you personally (yes, you) do not have what it takes.
www.patreon.com/posts/i-made-video-to-90603784
WHOA! What a wild thing to say! I bet you wanna learn more about why I'd say such a thing! We in the biz call that a "hook." You're like fish to me. Fish eating worms. That's what I think of you.
But okay maybe you can't wait a week and you also don't want to give me $5. I understand. I wouldn't give me $5.
If you're just jonesin' to see my face, I hosed an episode of Positive Leftist News you can catch here:
https://youtu.be/G3w8V1TGslc?si=wiXE9...
Brave hero,
I have enclosed a new video to aid you on your quest. Only the worthy may view it, and by an amazing coincidence (folks you won't believe this!) the worthiest people JUST SO HAPPEN to be my $5+ patrons. Hard to believe, I know, but I'm claiming it is true.
www.patreon.com/posts/87891228
"Hey, yo, TS, why aren't you talking about the contents of the video. Do you low-key regret making it?"
Regret is a strong word, but also yes.
If you're in the market for a new Thought Slime video, you can get this one a week early over at Patreon.com for the measly pittance of $5/month.
www.patreon.com/posts/jp-sears-is-dude-86245553
Don't you wanna find out what I think of conservative "comedian" JP Sears and his incredibly good and funny skit "Coming out as a christian to your liberal parents?" Well I'll give you a hint, just because I like ya, I did not find it enjoyable. I actually found a lot to criticize in it, if you can believe that. GO WATCH IT NOW to see what I mean, or else I'll summon a ghost to steal your butt.
DID SOMEBODY SAY "NEW TEE-SHIRTS?"
...No? Nobody? I could have sworn I heard someone... Perhaps you sir, in the back? Don't pretend like you can't hear me. HEY! Come back here!
Whatever. The fine feathered finks over at Shakey Hands have produced a new banger crop of highly shirtable garments. Each one is union made, on fair trade cotton, by a worker's cooperative.
Also, psst, while I got your attention, see that Bobby Duke shirt? Let me let you in on a little secret, the first 50 people to buy that one will get a limited edition art print. Don't know who Bobby Duke is? Don't worry about it, he'll tell you.
Go to http://thoughtslime.shky.ink/ for all the shirts you can eat. Or wear. You can also wear them.
New video available early for $5+ patrons, but really it's a video exclusively for James Gunn so only he should watch it. Do not pay me $5 to see this video, unless you are James Gunn in which case pay me the $5, watch the video (like and subscribe) and give Superman his dang underpants.
www.patreon.com/posts/feelin-pretty-83847750
New video now available for $5+ patrons!
www.patreon.com/posts/did-michael-82510359
Did Michael Knowles advocate for a genocide of trans people? Boy, I bet it's gonna be real hard to figure out. I bet it isn't an extremely trivial question to answer within seconds.
Hi my name is Thought Slime and I'm just a kid like you, or at least I was until I found evil Gorgool's magic jewel, and he tricked me, and I read a spell and now every time I sneeze I'm a monster by mistake.
I make videos about slime, feces, and genitalia and other things typically considered ugly.
I will not advertise your mobile game.